December 2011
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Its legit. This guy is retarded.
Me: I always wanted to learn to cook. i just never had the money to buy the ingredients
Him: Why do you need to buy the ingredients?
Me: ...To make the food.
Him: For you to make it?
Me: Yes
Him: You have to buy stuff to make it?
Me: Yes. You need ingredients to make food. Things dont just spawn out of the air.
Oh. My. God.
He has done the “Oh should you/really now” thing 3 times today.
like good god do you have anything else to say?
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twenty with my own car, bitch has no say. :P
i wish. if only if only xD
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Hey there~ ;] In technicalities, this boy like 30-60 minutes away (depending on traffic…) but I like driving :3
my parents dont let me drive yet even though i have a liscense =/
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I can’t tell if you just called me ugly or not… rude ; ; IF YOU SAW THE GUY I WAS TALKING TO. YOU’D BE JELLY.
id be jelly regardless cause i cant even get to any of the men im talking to T.T
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Does this look like a face that kids? Suck dick, maybe… but not kid…
doesnt look like that can do either ;D
This guy has no social skills i swear.
Ya know when someone says something like “blah blah blah or blah blah blah” and you say something like “Well that former sounds kinda painful”? I did that except i said “The later is very…specific” and he said later? later wat?
really? any social skills? have you ever talked to anyone outside of your house before?
Just as a heads up. If someone is flirting with you and they say something stupid like i would kiss you all day, do NOT say “O really?” It makes you look incredibly dumb ._.
Just to be clear, i didnt say “o really”
he did.
and it made him look really retarded
Starting to think this guy is retarded
Me: Well where do you think we should hang?
Him: A house?
Me: ....Well yea i kinda assumed that.
AND
Him: I want some of that yummy food ;)
Me: Well the is plenty of food to make you nice and full
Him: hahaha with what?
Me: Idk. youre thr one who wanted plenty off food.
Him: What?
Me: You said "I want some of that yummy food ;)"
Him: Yea but who said they wanted plenty of that yummy food?
Me: ...Sorry i added the word plenty?
Him: that's what i was confused about.
Me: you got confused cause i added the word plenty...
I knew some, not all →
Ooo more flirting and such.
This one is single!
His distant, though,
Is far to much.
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bah. i need to find someone to talk to late at night cause going to bed before midnight out of boredom every day of break, just will not do.
On an unrelated note, I am laughing so hard that i am crying at this gif. Why? I don’t know.
this shouldn’t be this funny
Reblog if there's no snow for Christmas where you...
paranoidandroid42:
testchamber19:
soupengine:
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sarahmerchlaufeyson:
i haven’t even experienced snow at all this year yet… it snowed a bumload but i was at college :[
Nope. Never…
there is about half the time. we live in a dry area though, so it all depends on the precipitation more than the temperature.
It is really ridiculously warm and snow-free for the Midwest...
Merry Christmas!!
One of the best presents was the “end of the world 2012 apocalypse calender” xD
And now I having a meme face war with this random guy.
Great way to spend christmas eve
Corny Joke
Lol.. Corny Joke that makes me laugh a lot for whatever reason
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? Mistletoe
There is this air head girl i am talking to and i am just sending her meme faces as a response and she has noooo idea what I am doing.
I go back from the Pollyanna with my friends from my old neighborhood.
It made me realize
How much i miss them,
And how much
I fucking hate
Being up here without them…
I don't do these often but: Anon ask?
1. What did you eat today?
2. What is something you always think “what if…” about?
3. What is something you are currently worried about?
4. Who are five guys you find attractive?
5. What are your biggest fears?
6. What is your biggest regret?
7. What are five ways to win your heart?
8. What animal would you want to be?
9. What is your top played song?
10. Who...
So like, this guy wants to get with me, but he as a boyfriend.
Now i don’t know his boyfriend and he says that he doesnt think that handjobs are cheating but i have a feeling that it would go further then that.
On a scale of Mother Theresa to Baby Eating, how bad of a person would i be for going along with it?
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This is how i flirt
Him: We should hang sometime!
Me: Yea it would be fun!
Him: What shall we do ;)
Me: We could make a fort out of sheets!
Him: Lol I don't know if that's possible at my house but what would we do in the fort?
Me: idk. i could steal my little brothers action figures and we could play wit them.
At first i was like:
Then you made me like:
So then I was like:
And now I’m like:
Noooo
My karate got cancelled for the night! Now how am I going to express/release my feelings?!… I shall dance!
You know what I should do?
Start posting porn of your favorite old time cartoons like Lion King and Little Mermaid.
Just to ruin your childhood.
So i am looking online to see what i should do to be a successful game designer. I am looking at people who already have jobs as game designers and they are saying “A college education really helps because employers will know that you know what you’re doing software wise.” and they also say “College is useless for game design. An employer will want to see experience rather...
Giving my little brother minecraft is the absolute worst idea.
I have to help him download some stupid mod he saw on youtube every five minutes and he is so addicted that he instantly hates anyone that separates him and the game.
It pisses me the fuck off so badly cause i have to get up and sit for twenty minutes with him over my shoulder, trying to figure it out because he has like 50...
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Learning to Draw...
What it is suppose to look like What I drew
The Corruption Test →
paranoidandroid42:
pecha-poffin:
fffheytherescar:
reindeerbutts:
gamzee-makara:
pawtism:
canni8al:
phreash:
i-am-bear:
bunnyc0re:
robsrebellion:
katelaura:
thetalkinghat:
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…7!
Damn I feel like a child…
8
damn
i got more than a collage student
this is awkward
Six~
Um, is this thing on right? *adjusts halo*
…82.
Uhhh.. 77.
...
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All I want for christmas is a hot boyfriend.
You’re move, Kringle.
Love,
Me.
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aubreyisntcreative replied to your post: aubreyisntcreative replied to your post: Holy. E…. holy fucking hell, zach that’s horrifying! thank fucking god you’re okay. you’re handling it quite well though \: please please be more attentative
o i teared up and cried when it first happened but i am ok now. and i know i know. i...
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thescribbledlies replied to your post: Holy. E. Shit. which is why i stay off the expressway/highway. to many idiots driving ._.
nah it had nothing to do with anyone else but me thankfully.
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aubreyisntcreative replied to your post: Holy. E. Shit. whaat what happenedd?!
Well we were driving on 176 towards 422 and my dad was talking on the phone with his mom and like an idiot, i started to zone out and listen to their conversation. Suddenly, we are going straight towards a guard rail and my dad yells “Zach what are...
Holy. E. Shit.
Just almost got into a really bad accident on the highway while driving.
Luck was on our side though.
Scariest thing ever made me cry. Holy shit.
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aubreyisntcreative replied to your post: Read more isnt working. Deal. zach, you’re an incredible person.
tell me something i dont know ;)
thescribbledlies replied to your post: Read more isnt working. Deal.
o….blank space…cool?
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Read more isnt working. Deal.
I saw this on a website and I figured why not.
Dear Self,
You can’t sing. You can’t dance. You don’t play any instruments, and you don’t have a job. You’re not incredibly smart, nor are you incredibly athletic. You’re not the best looking guy in the world. You’re hairy, you’re skinny, and you’re weak. You can’t stay in crowded...
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thescribbledlies replied to your post: thescribbledlies replied to your post:… Gurlll, hush or I will come take a shit on your bed, and cover it up with your blanket. shoot.
ha! knew you had a poop fetish!